The World’s First MMJ-themed Crossword Puzzle

 

 

Good Mornin’, Denver… it’s supposed to hit 62° today, so throw on some shorts, c’mon down to the shop (in that order) and check out some of our new strains – as well as some classic Releaf Center staples (ALL of our top-shelf, A-grade, eighths have been reduced to $50).

Seen our menu lately? It’s sick ——> The Releaf Center Menu for 4/29/2010

 

Click here for an interactive-version of the puzzle: Jason’s Monday Morning Crossword

Note: if you use the interactive puzzle, click on “OK” after entering your answer(s); otherwise, by clicking “solution”, the answer(s) will auto-fill – and know that you are a cheater.

But for all of you oldskooler-types out there, you can just print the blank puzzle below and use the enclosed clues to solve it.

Enjoy!

-Jason

 

Across
1. a potent, colorful-sounding strain which goes great with hot wings (2 words)
3. popular method of growing marijuana which does NOT utilize soil
4. in cloning, the plant from which all of the cuttings are taken; also, track #6 from Pink Floyd’s “The Wall”
7. Heisman-trophy winner, 2-time All-American with the Longhorns, holder of 20 NCAA records, this once-dreadlocked athlete has been suspended multiple times by the NFL for smoking pot  (2 words)
10. species of cannabis which typically offers users a feeling of “couch lock” and is known for relieving severe pain
13. healthier, alternative process to smoking, whereby no plant matter is combusted
16. abbreviation for the State-run organization where you sent your MMJ application to…
18. type of marijuana pipe, named after London’s greatest fictional detective; elementary!
20. industrial-strength fiber cultivated from the cannabis plant which can be used for making thousands of products (clothing, biodiesel fuel) and cannot get you “high” due the lack of THC
21. small, hair-like appendages on marijuana which produce resin
22. marijuana, to a Jamaican
23. cannabis activist / author of “The Emporer Wears No Clothes” (2 words)
24.  a staple of Amsterdam coffee shops, this strain was the overall winner at the 1995 Cannabis Cup (2 words)
Down
2. nickname for a plant which also develops organs of the opposite sex
5. generally glyercin or alcohol-based, this product offers a concentrated dose of medicine sublingually
6. 1936 propaganda film which set the wheels in motion towards a ban on cannabis in the US (2 words)
8. the group of psychoactive compounds found in cannabis
9. winner of 8 gold medals at the Beijing Olympics, this toker’s lung capacity must be ridiculous (2 words)
11. in Colorado, the maximum amount of medical marijuana a patient may have on his person at any one time (2 words)
12. fighting to reform marijuana laws since 1970, this non-profit advocacy group should not be “strange” to you
14. a classic, “colorful” strain popular in the 1960′s due to its psychedelic effects, it was memorialized by Jimi Hendrix (2 words)
15. a business where you may legally purchase your medical marijuana in Colorado
16. this is the person to whom you allow to grow your plants
17. street/slang term for a cigar whose tobacco has been removed and replaced instead with cannabis; popular brands include Dutch Masters, White Owls, & Phillies; also, Jason’s favorite method of taking his medicine
19. regional sandwich shop which names its food after marijuana strains & culture (2 words)

 


 

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The Jumper…

Did anyone else see this story last week on the news? The jumper…

http://www.kwgn.com/news/kdvr-pot-jumper-031510,0,1290896.story

My toke/take: if grow stores sold grappling hooks and utility belts instead of pH kits and drip systems, we might have avoided this injury.

That being said, if Chief O’Hara and Commissioner Gordon reined over Denver, the concept of an MMJ caregiver would be foreign to us in the first place.

In all seriousness, this injury could have been avoided by playing by the rules set forth in the Colorado State Constitution.

Have a great afternoon and be safe/smart.

-Jason

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RAFFLE for Cannabis Crown tix!

We are currently holding a raffle for a pair (2) of tickets to this year’s HIGHLY-ANTICIPATED Western Slope Cannabis Crown!

The convention is being held on April 17th & 18th in scenic Aspen.

A $5.00 donation is all that is required to enter our raffle…

We are going to hold the drawing on April 9th at approximately 4:20pm.

Regretfully, we do not have access to any Golden Tickets (at the current time), and this raffle is only open to patients.

Good luck to all who participate.

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… and if you didn’t hear the news, we have recently lowered our pricing.

Our top-shelf, A-grade, meds are NOW CAPPED @ $50/eighth.

We currently have 29 strains in-stock.

Here’s a link to our current menu:
http://www.facebook.com/note.php?note_id=260122803836

Have a great day and be safe!

-Jason

The Releaf Center
2000 West 32nd Ave.
Denver, CO 80211

(303) 458-LEAF (-5323)
www.TheReleafCenter.com


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Releaf Links – 3/15/10

The results of my morning troll…

In Colorado MMJ news—

1) A domestic dispute leads police to the discovery of a basement grow-op in Edgewater.

http://www.denverpost.com/news/ci_14676153

2) Carbondale, Colorado appoints an MMJ advisory group:

http://www.postindependent.com/article/20100315/VALLEYNEWS/100319928/1083&ParentProfile=1074

Around this Country—-

3) Blunt wraps to be reclassed as drug paraphernalia in Chicago, IL?

http://www.chicagobreakingnews.com/2010/03/anti-blunt-marijuana-wrap-legislation-urged.html

4) MMJ Patient files a law suit after being fired… for being an MMJ patient (Great Falls, MT)

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,589279,00.html?test=latestnews

5) Ooh, a rally – why you might need to start boycotting Walmart & start shopping at Target – update (Battle Creek, MI)

http://www.wwmt.com/articles/margin-1373801-bottom-marijuana.html

Have a great day.  Medicate safely.

-Jason

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US Patent #6,630,507… owned by the US Government!

Did you know that Uncle Sam already has a patent on marijuana?

Oh yes, He does.

http://patft.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-Parser?Sect1=PTO1&Sect2=HITOFF&d=PALL&p=1&u=/netahtml/PTO/srchnum.htm&r=1&f=G&l=50&s1=6630507.PN.&OS=PN/6630507&RS=PN/6630507

Sigh…

-Jason

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