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The Merits of Medical Marijuana

It’s subtle, but did you notice the subtitle “… conditions it may help”?  Hey, it’s 2010. Don’t make us Windows-folk switch to using Macs like former Walmart shoppers who have switched to Target in light of the Joseph Casias struggle – at least MSN isn’t hating on it, though… yeah Fox News, I’m talkin’ about you!  Joseph, if you happen to be reading this after Googling yourself or whatnot, I’m sorry, but I had to deactivate my Facebook account permanently and lost my “friend-status” with ya.  Hope all is well, except for the Red Wings!

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As to why I found the following article, I am unsure.  The article is from 2 years back (before both Lady GaGa and Snookie existed), though the information would seem good enough to stand the test of time… and now I can taste my own vomit.

How to Make a Skull Bong

It should be noted that digging up cemeteries, stealing from high school science classrooms, and/or procuring via eBay are potentially criminal acts and are in no fashion endorsed by myself or the company which I currently represent; on top of that note, let’s toss in the fact that bongs are a relatively unhealthy way of getting your meds… and then add the speculation that while the bong water will remove some toxins from the smoke it will also remove THC… while the smoke may be cooler, the concept no longer is.

Maybe it’s a little silly, and I suppose it’s the same question of who from History would you like to have dinner with, but who would you want “to smoke out of” and why [assuming you can get past the morbidness]?  Example: Jason, I would like to smoke out of, oh I dunno… Colorado-grown musician Big Head Todd – because his big head would mean a bigger hit of medicine to alleviate the chronic pain associated with my fibromyalgia.  In truth, I’ve looked at – actually, thoroughly examined –  Todd’s head in relation to that of my own and have concluded that either we both have big heads or neither or us do; the logic’s a bit fuzzy, but: I don’t have a big head, so neither does Todd.  Maybe it refers to his cockiness or bravado or something like that… damn rock stars with your creativity!  Send me your answers.

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DJ Short does not spin records (as his primary job, at least) – he’s a Titan in the marijuana breeding business and has been for some time now.  This photo is not of DJ Short:

If you have any interest in medical marijuana genetics, cultivating for yourself, and/or in dispelling the myth that growing the highest-quality, medically-efficacious marijuana is a simple thing to accomplish, then this article ahead could be for you… well, relatively speaking, growing IS simple(r) now, in part because of this man’s genius.  Note: I’ve read this article 3 times now and I’m once again (GRRRRR!) asking myself why I didn’t study botany in college – perhaps then I could understand the full meaning of this information.  Warning: if, like myself, your attention span is short like Herve Villechaize, then this might not be for you… and if you wanna get all fresh and tell me that you want to smoke from HIS skull, then that’s just disrespect to my boy and you shall receive a lifetime ban from my heart.

Crazy DJ Short article from Cannabis Culture magazine

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Finally, on a somber note, one of my all-time favorite basketball players, Manute Bol, has recently fallen quite ill – as of today, he is still the all-time leader in block percentage in NBA/ABA history. Get well soon, Manute.

-Jason

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